- made thousands of dollars off gullible w*sterners
- can survive in harshest conditions (coup attempts, homelessness, terrorist attacks, being locked in a cold basement, being made to watch princess cartoons by my 8 year old sister)
- made luna pay me ransom in bitcoin to get her site back up
- can hold eye contact with black people
- lost my virginity at 8 before all of you nerds
- fucked prostitutes and did not pay (ran off while they were in the bathroom)
- can take a dick without crying
- can let my girl get fucked by tyrone and chad without feeling insecure
get at me clowns