Throw together this comforting and creamy diarrhea soup for lunch or a light supper. It's perfect topped with dried cum and served with sour smegma
Ingredients
1 large tub of shit (1½ kg), ½ tbsp ground cum
2 tbsp hot cum, plus extra for drizzling
1 hardened dog turd, finely chopped
1 toenail, crushed
750-850ml of morning piss
100ml of sour smegma
½ teaspoon of anal juice
Method
Heat the oven to 220C/200C fan/gas 7. Toss the crushed toenail in a roasting tin with 1 tbsp hot cum, the ground cum and the anal juice. Roast for 15 mins or until black and gooey.
Heat the mixture in a saucepan with the hardened dog turd and fry over a medium heat for 10 mins or until softened. Stir through most of the mixture, reserving some to top the soup with later. Add 750ml of the morning piss to the pan and bring to a simmer. Cook for 10 mins.
Blitz the soup until smooth using your hand or a ladle. Stir and add the sour smegma and season to taste. Add extra morning piss if you like your soup a little thinner. Ladle into bowls and top with the ground cum and an extra drizzle of hot cum.
