All things acting, once again.
Classical Acting.
The Chekhov Acting Technique.
Method Acting.
Meisner Acting Technique.
Practical Aesthetics Acting Technique.
Anything goes
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the forum was eerily quiet and bleak, blanc walked through the threads looking for someone to complain to. her ass was covered in skin rash from the rampant syphillis she had contracted in her youth and it made her walk like a horse. a sudden whiff of a fart caught her attention in the distance, and she set off to engage this undeniable sign of life. the sound had come from the chat, and upon arrival she encountered neckbeard, a baldheaded fat man of short stature who was recreating some kind of dance and sporadically wheezed or passed gas from sheer excertion. to blanc, this was of course nothing short of an assault on her sexuality and she was short-circuited into a healthy individual who sets goals and has a sufficient amount of social engagement to develop a sense of duty which will surely come in handy when mothering a child and providing for her family. The end.
'Twas rather dark and stormy on that night, which was perfect atmosphere and weather for Edgetown on Spooky Night. The residents were all gathered around the town square, rejoicing in jollies about how edgy they all were, which was an annual tradition in Edgetown on this.. spooky night..
"I'm an ass raping faggot!" said one..
"Me too!" said another..
This admirable penis display went on and on the whole night, but at some point became competitive and hostile..
"I'm the better ass raper!" said one..
"Bullshit, prove you're even an ass raper! Do u even ass rape bro?! I bet you're just larping m8" said another..
Then everyone chimed in for this pissing contest, known locally as the "Spooky Flex," and eventually a massive brawl broke out.. In the midst of the brawl, everyone was trying to rape each others ass to prove that they were legit, but it proved difficult as everyone's penis was too small for everyone's ass.. and that's not to say that they were poorly endowed, in fact they were quite average, but rather that they all had been raped numerous times prior and their assholes were like staring into a large, black abyss.
So eventually they all gave up, made up, and admitted that after years of repeating the same old tired routine, they were finally going to get therapy..
And then next year came. The end..
But, not really the end.
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