True story. I had a mean stepparent so I was a very aggressive child in response and took out my anger on the family cats by hitting them with brooms because they made me feel allergic. Also I loved violent movies and video games and was obsessed with blood and gore. So my shrink said I was a psychopath XD
I was misdiagnosed with psychopathy at the age of 12
My grandiose delusions are better than yours.