Xadem said: 
ScionReborn said: 
Xadem said: 
ScionReborn said: 
Xadem said: 
ScionReborn said: 
Xadem said: 

god i wish i were a fleshlight

 My thoughts exactly

 what, with the lower case 'i' and everything? barbaric. 

 Cheeze whiz my boy

 Are you a role model? 

For all of 4chan yes

 That's one way to out your attraction to prepubescent children. 

 Okay I can FINALLY login after like a billion attempts.

 

First of all let me be graphic and honest here.

I'm not attracted to children.

 

I prefer a fully developed woman preferably of the thicker variety...however now as thick as say like an obese wookie or something. I prefer like a pretty good sized rear end a DEVELOPED woman.

 

So possum come sit on my lap.

And misscommunication because she's e-bae