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Flies are the most obnoxious life forms on Earth


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These 2 flies got in my room, they would just rotate around the center of it trying to fuck each other, doing the disco below my room light. I tried to ignore it, but flies are so fucking annoying to listen to. They just buzz around and never stop. "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ." I have Raid so I knew I had to put an end to this before it got out of control.

I blasted them with neurotoxins, even had to chase after the one because all they do is fly around. Now my whole room smells like Raid, and one fly is in its death throes. I had to open the window up to air it out, and now I'm hearing construction and people on the road. Fuck flies, I'm glad they suffered.

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1 votes RE: Flies are the most obno...

Wake up. 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
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1 votes RE: Flies are the most obno...

Go to sleep forever.

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You wanna talk shit? 

Let's do it. 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
last edit on 6/18/2020 6:37:47 PM
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0 votes RE: Flies are the most obno...

Is that how you feel?

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1 votes RE: Flies are the most obno...

Want to see how edgy I am?

I can nuke your emotions right now. 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
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0 votes RE: Flies are the most obno...

Want to see how edgy I am?

I can nuke your emotions right now. 

You have to pretend to be me to be edgy? Jeez.

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1 votes RE: Flies are the most obno...

It's just a joke. 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
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0 votes RE: Flies are the most obno...

Right.

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You're walking on thin ice.

light ice*

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