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Med be like: 

Turncoat said: 

Med be like: 

 what does that even mean

Tropical Delora said: 

 what does that even mean

Exactly. 

I’m gay but sort of biromantic we’ve been over this 

it’s like, I’m not attracted to you physically or sexually, and i don’t want you to touch me, or see your penis. 

But i do, think ur a cool dude. 

And I’m also going to make out with this chic because, wow that’s hot. And only masturbate to women because, well. 

Straight girls: oh wow I’m gonna masturbate to these feelings i have inside about this hot man touching me! 

Me: tits. Oh wait, and what if i put my head between her thighs lmao 

You should try to get him on HRT. 

Being gay is like just fallin in love with ur crush casually while she falls in love with u and ur holdin hands and walk-in down the street all happy and in euphoric bliss but someone jumps out at you bout every four seconds and says “ur gay” with about as much force and propensity as a violent sneeze 

‘’and for the life of you, you can’t figure out what they’re all freaking out about and why it’s such a social spectacle that everyone feels the need to violently focus on as if it matters at all what gender u like

and I’m like.... is,, ok so everyone else is just pretending their straight right but deep down u like, kinda like the same sex right? I mean come on....

and ur waiting for everyone else to come out and say it but then they never do and ur like oh, so that’s just me that doesn’t get why same sex marriage is bad or weird?

or let me rephrase it again (I could a 100 diff ways tbh this isn’t comprehensive what it’s like actually bein gay I’m just telling jokes)

‘’but it’s kinda like, when everyone’s watching a show and they got thh4 joke and u didn’t 

and ur like why is everyone laughing lol I don’t get it 

it’s exactly like that but about liking  boobs

Blanc said: 

Being gay is like just fallin in love with ur crush casually while she falls in love with u and ur holdin hands and walk-in down the street all happy and in euphoric bliss but someone jumps out at you bout every four seconds and says “ur gay” with about as much force and propensity as a violent sneeze 

It's a good thing you're bi. 

I'm pretty sure you're bisexual because you can actually suck a mean dick. I just think you're naturally more comfortable with women because you were around abusive guys.

This is tmi but don’t mind oral sex I guess but I don’t like penetration