COMBINATION OF A GUINEA PIG AND A WHALE CUS SHE BOTH THE DUMBEST MAMMAL ON EARTH AND THE BIGGEST MAMMAL ON EARTH MK? YOU KNOW ELEPHANTS JEALOUS OF WHALES . BUT WHALES ALWAYS TRYING TO FUCKING BEACH THEMSELVES- CUS THEY WANNA BE THE BIGGEST MAMMAL ON LAND LIKE THE ELEPHANT! (fucking ariel shit ikr? fucking herd mentality what ever the fucks in style everyone gotta be a disney princess its this fucking generation) SO THEY FUCKING BEACH THEMSELVESSAND THEIR ORGANS ARE TO HEAVY OUTSIDE THE WATER
AND THEY CRUSH ON THEIR OWN WEIGHT
AND HERE IS THE THING BITCH, HERE IS THE THING, OK THOES IDIOTS STAND CLOSE TO THE WHALE BUT THE GAS BUILDS UP FROM THE DECOMPOSITION PROCESS WHEN IT DEAD
THAT FUCKER EXPLODES
LIKE IT ACTUALLY CAN KILL YOU WTF
AND IM LIKE THE REAL QUESTION IS WHAT IF TURQUIE WAS HERE SHE SO UGLY SHE MAY BE DEAD AND YOU WOULDNT KNOW (and she a whale so, she could be a dead whale)
AND SHES A FUCKING WHALE
THAT SHITS DANGEROUS SHE COULD EXPLODE AND KILL ME
A FUCKING GUINEA PIG WHALE!
"RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" (explosion sounds)