writing this in a locked laundrey room so br leaves me the fuck alone and does not take the laptop from me and throw a tantrum- imagine, your at bob evans- and you have to meet someone at the mcdonalds at 12, its 11:30 and so you say to your husband, across the table from you "honey, I am going to go meet them at 12, I will leave at 11:55 so I can get there at 12. now imagine, they say "no I don't want you to go, I want to go instead, you wait here and pay the bill while I go." and you say "ok that's fine, just leave at 11:55, and meet them there. (sc cut out a chunk of what I wrote) and then, you two come meet me here, after pay the bill and tip the woman ect. make sure you wait for them when you get there."
now, after 11:55 they don't leave, they finished there food, but they are eating a biscuit, and taking forever on it. "why don't you just eat that while walking to the mcdonalds?" you ask them. they have no answer, they tell you, they just don't want to, and that "they do what they want." I keep saying "im going to go meet them there myself" but every time you say that they get mad, and it starts being an argument and you don't want to argue in the restaurant so they get there way, and you wait for them. then, after the biscuit, they say "I am going to go wash my hands." at this point, it is 12:06 and they still have not left. finally, they come to the table. "hurry!" you say, and they grab their phone in literal comical slow motion (actually moving in slow motion on purpose, not even just slow, actually laughing while moving in actual slow motion on purpose) to make a point, slow as they can be. then, they walk out, slowly. you pay for the food, you tip the waitress, you clean your table the best you can, and you go out, ready to meet him and the person hes with. it is 12:08. and guess what? hes standing right there, and not at the mcdonalds. "why are you not at the mcdonalds?" you ask him. "I went and checked they were not there." you facepalm. "I told you, to wait for them and then meet them there!" "well," he said "I didn't want you to get lost trying to find the mcdonalds. your stupid and always get lost." (the mcdonalds is right outside you can see it out the window of the venue.) "but did you listen at all?" you ask him "I knew that would concern you, so I said I would wait here, why didn't you hear me, why did you say "yes I understand" if you didn't listen? you two were going to come get me here, im not going to mcdonalds." then they reply to you "i do what i want, its called free will" you: -_- and so while they cuss you out the entire time and insult you over and over, you walk there, ten minutes late. luckily, the person says they were late to meet you THANK GOD. while you walk to the persons car, your husband keeps saying "see? i was right, my plan worked!" you put on a fake smile to the person so they don't know there was a fight, and sit down, while your husband gives you a sneer and a smug look whispering "see?" and you roll your eyes. the person makes a remark on how your late but that they didn't have to wait long as they were also late. and when you try to confront your husband about it when you get home, its "I do what I want!"
