I was in a mosque with my bride, it was a huge kebab dressed up in a beautiful white dress, steaming and oozing with meat oil.
The imam said "Do you promise to love and protect her?"
I said "No, I promise to eat her"
He turns to my delicious lady and asks the same question
The kebab just sizzles, we take it as a yes.
I take her home then fill her with cum then eat her whole. This helps me save mayo. I wake up crying because it was not real.