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a penis, kind sir?


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"a penis?" the small man with an old face mused, he rocked back on his chair and with his legs straight he paused it mid-air while he hung in the cloud of his thoughts. When he brought the chair back down, bending his knees, the man came to a conclusion. "yes, a penis indeed I should say so, quite" and he looked very pleased with himself 

before him was a painting and on that painting was a picture of a penis. the man had been looking at a picture of a penis

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> "a penis?" the small man with an old face mused, he rocked back on his chair and with his legs straight he paused it mid-air while he hung in the cloud of his thoughts. When he brought the chair back down, bending his knees, the man came to a conclusion. "yes, a penis indeed I should say so, quite" and he looked very pleased with himself

before him was a painting and on that painting was a picture of a penis. the man had been looking at a picture of a penis, a strange one for him to say the least.

"Ah! I knew I had seen one before, I was just not sure" the old man's tone was a little triumphant.

"Now see here" you began to say.

> You say "That's not what they look like. "
"And who are you to say what they look like?" the old man fired back at you.
You fell silent for a moment and then asked the old man. "Where are you from?"
"I am from the future." The old man said simply.

> You say "Are there no penises in the future?"
The old man paused and thought for a while and then answered you. "Well yes there are, but none of them work."
"What do you mean none of them work?"
"Well if there are no penises, how do you expect any women to...

> You say "Are there no sex toys in the future?"
"None sex toys? But doesn't sex toys make sex easier?"
"It does, but in the future there are no men, only women."
"Ah, but doesn't that mean they all become lesbians?"
You pause and think about it.

> You say "So do women in the future have penises?"
"Well, not many, but enough I suppose."
"And what about the one's they do have?"
"Well, they are robots of course."
You pause again.
"You're really weird" a voice suddenly says from behind you.

> You say "Oh hello, I didn't see you there. He and I were discussing how there's only women in the future. "
The girl looks at you with disgust before going back to look at the painting.
You stand there and think about what she said. Was she homophobic or just plain rude?
You turn to the old man. "So is there no technology in the future?"
"Technology? No."

> You say "But there's robots?"
"Yes, but they are not sentient. I mean they can't think for themselves. They are only able to do what their programmers tell them to."
"What about the war?

> You say "If there are only women left, what do they fight over?"
"If there are only women left, the most important thing to fight over is the men." The old man laughs.
You think for a moment. "So what about if there are multiple women?"
"If there are multiple women, the most important thing to fight over is the men."

> You say "What others?"
"Men."
"What do they fight over?"
"Other men of course."
"But there aren't any left!"
"I didn't say they would stop fighting over men. They just wouldn't fight over women."
You pause and think.
"What about animals?"

 

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