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Imagine the perfect mcds is right on the line of two towns where does the jurisdiction lie 🧾

KEK I called it

Saying confusing and weird shit does not make you sophisticated you fucking toddler

You made this test yourself as an excuse to talk about him, didn't you? 

bleary said: 

Imagine the perfect mcds is right on the line of two towns where does the jurisdiction lie 🧾

What makes a McDonalds perfect anyway? That's like seeking out the perfect feces, it's still shit at the end of the day. 

I will accept 5/27/20 at home from someone whom I can identify by the lamplight I have chosen but you must not know whom. Only if you do not release my food and you want to legal me Shipt.com:  once today and maybe not ever again we’ll see 100 CC which is 100 mL of O POSITIVE BLOOD, in fact blood, because you know I know in fact someday we may all know. But I durf taste it, I may taste a little, I may taste it all. Even if you were to give me XYZ I will know what you give me and I have worked it out. Shipt must deliver all items of my food to me, I worried about incidentals so why don’t you. Officially you may think you know why I choose O+ but don’t worry I worked all of it out too. It’s not a death I’ll probably get food enough for today and never see blood. That works too. This is the secret Supersecret menu. You are just kids you aren’t even lawyers so why does it matter, you don’t even have a medical background well most of you don’t anyway. 

Legal will understand the mandatory minimums I have set for today. I think 100 CCs is a perfect number for reasons you all may not understand but I understand. Put it in a syringe without a needle it’s not likely that I will need a needle today. But I must see you know I’m serous legally even if I know implicitly 100 CCs.

i guess this is how you play mandatory minimums in Law and the thing is I am 100 % sure I want O Positive blood today I may play another way another day. Whatever you do with the blood type I will know. IF YOU ACTUALLY HIT ON MY REAL BLOOD TYPE SO BE IT. Think about that. 
There may be a martyr doctor present here and you might not even know it. 
But I told you no licensure ls at stake unless you ducked up and you may have ducked up already if you were in my blood today and I did not authorize.

If someone gives me blood today who I do not see by lamplight and over 100 CCs because I may be small but even in death I would probably fight you, essentially you would not get it down because my team would be on you so fast. In times of extreme starvation they show and now it’s feast or famine.

i probably won’t die today but this is revocable even on 5/27/20 or 5/28/20.

Mara K.

bleary said: 

Sophistication test for chap

Answered by med

Go ahead chapo answer the same

"Please answer (to) me Chapo, stop ignoring me it's even all about you now, our favorite subject!"

i couldn’t finish the test lol

Lol it's your own fucking test.

Alright though, I'm going to try to take this myself, to the best of my ability, after I've examined said odd test itself. To be frank, many of the questions are... leading ones, if not rhetorical ones where the following question is based off of an assumed answer to the one that came before it. 

Basically, your questions tell a story instead of actually asking questions. Anyway, the test: 

1. does he like porn

I have yet to see Chapo post porn on the forum, and his wife's pretty hot, so...

2. Would he cry in front of x

Are you 'x' (if he ever does around you he must have a god damned death wish), or do you mean an ex? 

3. Would he pretend to cry alligator tears to get his way

Dude looks like a stoic burnout, he'd probably just do some drugs and fidget over the lingering discomfort, maybe even shoot a few into his wife to not have to think about things. 

4. Is he a good liar

Hard to tell really, the only person really calling him on said lies tends to herself be quite delusional and episodic. 

It seems more like he's passively handling things. 

5. How do you know when he is not a facile liar

It seems like you're taking how much he doesn't care to instead be effortless lying. This means you're looking for liar tells, don't see them, but still insist he must be lying. 

6. Which honest chapo voice do you like better

The one where he's showing you the error of your ways as plainly as possible, only to have you sperg harder and claim he's "facile". 

7.  Does he ever try to teach a girl a lesson

If you're "a girl" in this situation, he's not teaching you lessons, he's trying to enforce his own autonomy while you say he should just do the things you want instead. 

He's not trying to "teach you a lesson", he's trying to have you gtfo when he needs his space. He even stays off this forum at points to see if you'll follow suit. 

8. Would he tell me to “hide” to teach me a lesson

Has this happened? This is a super weird question. 

9. Would he make me think he was going to kill me or would he really threaten to kill me or is he capable of killing

You're super frustrating, I don't really blame his statements. I doubt he'll kill you though, unless you push him that far with the path you're already on. 

10. Would he tell me how to hide in a life threatening situation

A second question on the hiding thing. Did he tell you to hide? 

11. If I got his real number to the core would I not be able to reach him

What the fuck is "The Core"? Is he a part of some top secret organization? Should you even be talking about it..?

I suspect he won't answer your calls now over your spamming the fuck out of his phone. We've seen the screencaps, you don't know when to fucking stop ever never ever. 

12. Would he let someone else do his dirty work or half of his dirty work and use his identity

I feel like it'd depend on what's at stake. 

In the case of it being you, Jim stepping in using your name didn't really budge him much from you being little more than a cash whale carnival to him. If it was something that actually mattered to him, like someone pretending to be him towards his family or his wife, then he might step in. 

As is, he doesn't have to care about someone using his identity from nothing being at stake that matters to him. It's like when my name's been imitated in the past, it's obnoxious sometimes (like when Fire Meets Ice did it) but not the end of the world. 

13. Is teach a lesson code for me giving him an out to disappear

No, it's him trying to have it finally occur to your impossibly stubborn brain that he's not into you. 

Even him being this 'mean' to you could very easily be him trying to push you away, unlike before where he basically pitied how retarded you seem to him. 

He sees teaching you a lesson like trying to teach Calculus to a Special Ed student, but he also wants his freedoms back without you being such a fucking invasive stalker and nag. 

14. Is teach a lesson chapo giving chapo a code to disappear

What, are you asking if him wanting you to GET THE FUCKING HINT means that he's liable to stop talking to you as much? 

Yes, yes it is. It's not "code" for him saying he needs space, it's not like he'd say he needs to teach SC a lesson when he needs a break from SC, but if he's getting to points of frustration with you over your near-retarded behaviors where he feels spiteful before ducking out? 

Past a point, hurting you looks like the only way you might get the hint... but "looks like" is starting to not look like the reality. You won't ever see it, not at this rate, because it was never about Chapo in the first place to you, it's about yourself. The attachment you have to him is purely selfish and nothing else, he's not only distancing himself from you, he's also trying to find any silver lining that might be hiding in your obnoxious, oppressive stalking. 

If ignoring you has you act insane and not leave him alone, and if him giving you attention changes pretty much nothing about what's going on... at least there's a paycheck incentive for dealing with you like a day job, and in that same sense Jim's been able to cover some shifts for him in ways that you don't even seem to be able to notice. 

For real, he doesn't care about you, he's stuck with you and getting the best he can out of this prison your sheer force of will has otherwise built around him. If you cared about him, truly loved him, you'd set him free... but you don't love or care about him, do you? 

No, it's just for you. 

Was he there

This, is so, not, the point.

If he was, then he's avoiding you (for good reason), and if he wasn't then you're begging at ghosts. Both are bad. 

15. Is there anyone else out there that could play chapo with a mask and does the real andrew look like his pictures

...you met him in real life, how are you this confused about the person who is your singular obsession? 

I'd have thought someone in your shoes would be a Chapo expert, yet us strangers seem to understand him better than you do. 

...you know you're entering deep end insanity when they start assuming the one treating them against their belief of the interactions "must be a clone" or "evil twin" or "impersonator". How is this different from Gail claiming that the Brent Spiner who says Gail is stupid is a "Jesuit Clone"? 

You're in your own head a little too much, you need new stimulation. 

16. Is [redacted] a real identity and could you know based on your senses

YOU MET HIM, HE HAS A WIFE EVEN WHO CONFIRMS HIS IDENTITY, YOU WENT TO HIS PLACE OF WORK! 

What. The. Fuck. "Could you know based on your senses" what, do you think you hallucinated the entire thing or something? 

This is certifiably crazy speech, you ought to have some concerns over yourself. You aren't lucid right now, you're in some fucked up stream of consciousness that airs out your crazy for all to see. 

17. If I heard his voice and knew where he was: would he stay with the far right “the family” for a night — and is that more complex than I think

I don't even know what the fuck this means. 

What, are you asking if he'd move in with a Right Wing Mafia? You have been dropping Mafia themes and shit lately into some of your rambles. 

18. can anyone ever completely change their gait: I would say no — so maybe you could recognize chapo by his “tigger” gate 

Yeah you can, but it takes practice. 

Actors are specifically taught to watch people's walks and imitate them. 
 

yes I’m calling you a Tigger pooh

Gross, I bet he hates when you give him nicknames to try to make it seem like you two are close. 

go on sneer

You invite it honestly, even those who want to pity you struggle now. 

answer your homework

Are you seriously bitter that he's picked homework over talking to you. 

or make me one I almost through 

Make you... homework? 

What word salad madness is this? 

bleary said: 

1. do you like porn

Yes, porn is art. 

2. would you cry in front of x

Crying in front of you'd be fucking awful, you'd remember it forever and use it constantly as a reference point, in public. 

Crying in front of an ex... I've already done so, friends too. It's not shameful to cry at the right times (but I do wish it came easier to me). 

3. Would you pretend to cry alligator tears to get your way

Real ones are hard enough to do man, I don't have a dimmer switch for the tears, that's water sign shit. 

4. Are you a good liar

Improvised lying? Fuck no that shit's hard to do on the spot and the endgame's always slapdash. 

Planned lying meanwhile's easier, but there needs to be a solid reason for it to be worth doing. The easiest lie to do is see someone on their own hit the wrong conclusion, followed by not correcting it. 

5. How do you know when you are not a facile liar

Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like I have a decent handle on my own motivations. 

6. Which honest TC voice do you like better

The one where it's about to break down and maybe even learn something. 

7. Do you ever try to teach a girl a lesson

8. Would you tell me to “hide” to teach me a lesson

What lesson would that even teach you, or most people really? 

9. Would you make me think you're going to kill me or would you really threaten to kill me or are you capable of killing

I don't really see death threats doing much for you other than pushing your desperation. I can see why others would do it, but it's not really my thing. 

I also don't think I'm capable of murder, that shit's too hard, too final. I've even fallen on rhetoric that explains how letting them live "is worse in the long run for themselves". 

10. Would you tell me how to hide in a life threatening situation

I dunno maybe? I'd have to be invested in that direction, and I'd have to actually believe you're in legitimate life threatening danger. 

The only dangers I see you in are the ones you pose towards yourself. 

11. If I got your real number to the core would I not be able to reach you

I tend to keep my cellphone off the majority of the time these days, and my house number's mostly unused now. 

12. Would you let someone else do your dirty work or half of your dirty work and use your identity

Dirty work no, clean work potentially if I have a strong working history of trust with that person. 

Reputation tarnishing risks take a personal touch. 

13. Is teach a lesson code for me giving you an out to disappear

If it were me teaching you a lesson, I wouldn't leave you alone to teach you a lesson (that risks too many mental tangents and thought mutations), I'd make you want to leave me alone by being everywhere I'd expect to find you and never leaving your shit alone. 

Basically... I'd do what you're doing towards Chapo if I wanted you to leave me the fuck alone. 

14. Is teach a lesson you giving yourself a code to disappear

I don't need to give myself a code, if I want to log off I just open another tab, easy as that. 

It's just weak doormats that need some sort of prompt established to allow themselves to step out. 

Were you there

I'm always here, except when I'm not. 

15. Is there anyone else out there that could play you with a mask and does the real nathan look like his pictures

I certainly hope not, and I definitely look like my photos. 

I've had imitators online, but nothing otherwise serious or concerning. 

16. Is nathan day a real identity and could you know based on your senses

People seeing me IRL tends to make my behavior seem more normal. 

Online meanwhile people tend to throw their own tone into the text if they lack an IRL comparison. People who hear me talk or webcammed with me have a much easier time not seeing me as scary or schemey or whatever, so I guess the senses are how they see the identity behind me instead of however they'd see those statements said as a matter of projection or trigger risk. 

17. If I heard your voice and knew where you were: would you stay with the far right “the family” for a night — and is that more complex than I think

I mean a place to stay is a place to stay, whether it's a posh room of perfection or a shitty hotel that smells of the cigarette burns on your blanket. 

18. can anyone ever completely change their gait: I would say no — so maybe you could recognize chapo by his “tigger” gate

I can. 

Xadem said: 

KEK I called it

Saying confusing and weird shit does not make you sophisticated you fucking toddler

And if it didn't, how would we prove so, and with what voice will you prove it? No suggestions? I thought not. As they say in chess, "spiel ist aus."