Hehe. Does getting charged in some cunt's name count?
I had this cunt BINGO partner who fucked me out of my share of our prize money.
So I gave the cops her name when I got charged with jaywalking.
Other than that, I have a wee assault charge with a failing to appear.
Not sure if that one actually stuck bc the person dropped the charges.
If the assault charge went away, would the fail to appear also go away?
I must look into that some time :)
I stole a Batman novel when I was a child. We had a teef club but I wasn't any good at it. Not my thing. Today I hate thieves.
I got 2 speeding tickets. One on bike ( 90km in a 60 zone) one on car. ( A buck 40 in a 100 )
My land speed record is 245 kph on a Suzuki GSX600R. Dodge Viper flew by real quick so I couldn't resist and went after him. So you see, one doesn't need a criminal record to be bad ass.
Need to add assault and battery, domestic assault, trespassing, disorderly conduct, and 2 bailee probation release violations to this now. Should make for 11 assault charges in 1 county. Pretty proud of that. I believe I also missed a failure to appear in court or 2 initially as well as 4 capias warrants.