Last time was a bust. Got swarmed and topic got derailed by a perceived backfire on yours truly. It so happened to be a shining example of what I was talking about, however the topic of discussion is flying monkeys.
Greetings.
Flying Monkey Disorder.
One common FMD is the enabler. Let's call it the EFM. Their job is to locate any activity from the target and and report back to source. Often the EFMD will be instructed in the form of a suggestion on what should be done next. The EFMD will then gleefully go back and instigate the situation making contact with the intended target.
What makes this FMD an enabler, is the fact they will pour as much gasoline on the target as they can in an effort to make a mockery of the prey. The more damage dealt, the more gratified the EFM feels. A nice pat on the back is usually more than enough to reward them.
EFMs are often transexuals who enjoy sticking their fingers in their anus at night, and think it's a good idea to remove their balls and drill a fake vagina between their legs. If you suspect someone you know is an EFM it's suggested to practice social distancing even when it's not pandemic season.
