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I have a little garden and it has birthed many animals out of the woods as it connects directly to it 

 

It’s very cute all the animals I get to view out of my window everyday, we’ve seen it all 

 

even a couple of peacocks lol 

 

we have rabbits every morning 

 

squirrels of course 

 

and blue jays and Red Robin’s frequently 

 

right now there is two Red Robin’s chillin together like a couple 

 

once the woods birthed out a fluffy cat and it became mine 

 

She just sat there meowing at the mouth of where the woods opens up to the garden 

 

and I brought some foods And she ate it and then looked up at me like I was the best thing on this planet 

 

and then I petted her very carefully and she liked it 

 

and I was able to scoop her up 

 

we thought she was someone’s lost cat so we put up posters and ads everywhere we possible could saying we found this cat 

 

she was too friendly to be Ferrell lol 

 

but apparently I researched the breed and they’re known for being lap cats and are the most communicative and easy going with humans 

 

anyway yeah my cute little garden is such an aesthetic and I take it for granted like not everyone had like a magical woodland forest with rainbows and sunshine just chillin on their property

 

Idk it’s cute 

 

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Sounds a lot like my first time smoking DMT. It was chill at first and I seen the machine elves. But then they all turned into my mom and beating me with a belt. Hundreds of them. The more I screamed "mommy please!" the more that they lacerated my posterior. When they were done with me they injected me with adrenaline and sent me on a roller coaster. Things haven't been the same since. 

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I have no idea what drug i did, but i was watching adventure time after doing this unknown substance and suddenly it started getting really trippy and like deeply meaningful revealing all kinda crazy shit to me about the universe and shit 

and it all clicked and made sense and the colors were brighter 

 

i have no idea how long i was staring at that tv but when if finally came out of a bit i realized someone had been knocking at the door for quite a while, and i got up to answer and it was my dad 

 

and he was like, “are you stoned? Where have you been?” And i just kept looking at the ground and i don’t remember if i said anything i was trying not to laugh really hard 

 

and then he was like “this isn’t funny go get your shit and drive home, do you know how to get home?” 

 

And i was like “yeah” (i didn’t) 

 

and then i went inside to get my backpack and i was like completely out of it, i stood there for a second feeling weird and then i looked down and the floor turned to lava and it was like moving forward like, rushing water 

 

and then my eyes rolled to the back of my head, it felt really good whatever I was on but then i just fainted into a wall. I thought i was going to like, lean into it but turns out it was much farther away than i had perceived so I completely missed it and like, just fell on the floor i blacked out as soon as i missed the wall so i don’t know like which way i fell or anything 

 

and then when i came to again people were leaning over me and were like oh thank god ur awake, can u get up. And i like slowly got up. My dad appeared to be in the middle of yelling at the people i was getting stoned with, they were like arguing or something i dunno 

 

and then he like called one of the kids satan or something and told me to get up 

 

and so i was like “i- i dont know if i ca-“ i felt like massive anxiety at this point and was like wishing i could smoke a joint reallyuf ast or hit my friends bong before we went somehow but it wasn’t possible so 

 

i just grabbed my backpack and got up and walked out in embarrassment 

 

and then i got in my car and drove off and like when i was driving i thought everything in the reflections of the backs of cars was reality and i got lost in those reflections like spacing out and then i would like snap out of zoning out and start driving again and i couldn’t stop getting distracted like the road was doing trippy shit and the clouds and shit 

 

and my hands felt like pins and needles and i was breathing super slow i felt completely numb and i was worried i was going to pass out while driving like i felt super fucking sleepy 

 

and then i got to my house and i was planning on just going to bed but my parents started lecturing me, i was so high it didn’t like phase me, i was just like “aight, yeah its cool dud aightttt cool. No worries.” Nothing stressed me at all.

 

and i felt like i was like god like my responses were so intelligent and deep sounding but i probably just sounded high 

 

and i couldn’t like, see straight. So. Like corners like, were impossible to understand for some reason, they were confusing me and like they couldn’t, be corners. And like faces, were difficult to see and they i kept turning into like fragments of faces just SPLICED UP and splayed out everywhere like an abstract piece of art 

 

and i was like mannnn that looks whack but i couldn’t like make it go away so i just stopped looking at corners and faces and for some reason i couldn’t stop twitching. Like i felt my legs moving and i couldn’t stop like moving my feet and my hands and like tilting my head and pushing my hair out of my face and sniffling my nose and like wiping it 

 

i had a lot of nervous twitching ticks that like were completely autonomous and i couldn’t control 

 

i was really baked and like tweaking out and barely in reality like everything just felt like a massive fog 

 

and then i like finally was told to go to bed, i think i was like zoning out so hard they realized i wasn’t even listening to what they were saying, i think i might of fallen asleep in the chair sitting up cuz i remember leaning my head back and like passing out briefly 

 

lol i was all kinds of fucked up. And then i started shuffling off to bed through this dark trippy hallway to my room and it was just so weird i can’t even describe it 

 

once i laid down, the weird reality of like trippy shit started showing up in the darkness like, i was laying in complete darkness looking to the side with my arm hanging off the bed and like passing out but, i kept seeing shapes in the air everywhere and following them with my eyes as they floated around like, they glowed like neon lights and were sort of wiggly like, they were so bright they almost felt like electric like they were burning your eyes and would make a low humming frequency 

 

people say that is DMT but i dunno lol and then when i closed my eyes and started drifting off, i saw these infinity interconnecting shapes that, I’ve tried to re-draw in reality and aren’t possible, like... it’s not possible in this reality but, in that reality it was possible super hard to describe lol but it was soooo trippy and infinite 

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When they were done with me they injected me with adrenaline and sent me on a roller coaster. Things haven't been the same since. 

I felt like that's what they were doing to my food at college when I wasn't as used to paranoid episodes. 

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It's partially tangential, but I think you may enjoy this (@TC)

https://streamable.com/s8vaj5

last edit on 5/9/2020 12:53:54 AM
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