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Yo someone need to make a movie about this dude 

 

So if you don’t know his story like, he ended up winning the Olympic gold, but he got badly injured first 

 

and he did this routine right after he was badly injured oh my god though 

 

this is the most phenomenal skater I’ve ever seen 

 

and I’ve watched micheal Weiss skate with don laws (and my sister, who skated with terelpinsky Olympic gold champion and, who beat, the girl who won the Olympic gold, in previous competitions) 

 

my sister dropped out when she had made it to the olympics, during the two year training period before the final competition 

 

but if she would of just gone and done her routine, we know for a fact just based on statistics, her routine would of beat the girl who won that year, as she had beat her before, with the same routine 

 

(They re-use routines in competitions) 

 

It honestly pisses me off my sister didn’t go do it, but this is the thing- this sport, i watched my sister my whole life ya know, doing this. And it’s, so fucking hard. 

 

And there is so much that goes into it, more than just being good or talented and doing a good routine 

 

First of all you have to have the right build. There is a lot that goes into this, but basically, you are born into this class of perfect athletic composure to even, be “fit” for, this field of athletic wathever 

 

like the sport, there is certain body types and muscle twitch standards etc, strength and flexibility, coordination standards that go into this. Some people have it, some people don’t. Only the ones who have it, make it to the top to compete. 

 

So my sister was lucky she was born with talent so to speak. She had an “off the charts” capability when it came to strength and coordination that, they measure in babies when they’re first born- hers was higher than micheal Jordan’s. She is, incredibly strong. Like an ox made of steel. Her line, her grace, came naturally and she grew up dancing (on purpose) to make sure her finess, and her balance, was, perfect. As she got older she did private lessons in this to maintain this strength. Little known fact, all ice skaters, are dancers too. They train as dancers, as part of their skating training. 

 

Growing up, they called my sister, “bam bam” from a young age (the joke about the kid in the flinstones with unusual strength) and she could move shelves that were 5x the size of her. Most kids played with toys, she liked move around the furniture. It was, unusual. 

 

She also had ADHD, she could not sit still, very tightly wound, very hyper type A high strung personality. This is combination with my mom- who is naturally a managerial type personality, and my dad who is a statistical analysis wizard (and both of them combined are math wizards as well) this gave my sister a natural edge, in calculating and understanding the physical dynamics that go into, what makes you a good skater or, creating the perfect jump. In combo with her coordination and fast muscle twitch, and strength, she could do jumps that men did. 

 

The hard part, is lean muscle mass. You have to be like a body builder, who appears like a thin ballerina. You have to be a certain height, weight, BMI- in order to pass for the olympic standard. You just won’t get the height you need in your jumps, if you are too heavy. So being strong is great, but you have to dial it back or you wont be able to get in the correct number of rotations in the air. 

 

On top of that, my mom and grandmother were managerial types who pushed her to be excellent, who were excellent at marketing, promotion, and making sure she was part of the tight knit ice skating community that was considered, relevant, and the inside. She made sure she was watched my coaches who mattered, she made sure she skated with skaters and trainers who mattered. She went to rinks that mattered. Even, the costumes- and skates, and blades- had to be done just a certain way- custom. By people, who were excellent at their craft, and well known, for being the best. Connections. They were great at connections. 

 

And lastly, there is a political element to it, with the judges. No one talks about it on the media, but, you get to know every single one of those judges personally. You buy them gifts. You take them out to dinner. There is like this whole interview / STALKING process that goes on, winning them over. Before the competition even starts- it has years and years in advance. 

 

And then lastly, the obvious, is INSANE dedication to training. She trained, everyday, of her life, from the time she was maybe three or four years old. They video taped everything. There were injuries, falls, and psychological torment. Blood, sweat, tears. There is an element of bravery that goes into it- while people insult your ability, they judge your face, the expressions you make, they say you’re not enough, they grind you down to nothing. Her coaches were *horrible* to her (they were Russian and japanese). They tell her, she’s too fat. Don’t eat. To get rid of acne to be pretty. That her thighs were too thick, or her ankles, or her arms, or her belly, or her but. Etc. Perfectionism to a really high degree. 

 

Imagine being a little girl growing up like that. Being sort of whipped into shape and, scolded when you fall and hurt yourself. I watched her practice, daily, for hours. And she would fall on her ass maybe 45 times in one session. This shit hurt. She was always covered in bruises. 

 

On top of that, she was never allowed a normal life. Because they recognized her natural talent for skating very young, (she won competition after competition without even trying as a kid), she never got the chance to just grow up like a normal kid. She was pulled out of school. Always busy with, nutritionists and personal dietitians and personal trainers. Getting her body to be excellent. Specialists to train her joints, her muscles, her muscle twitch, her knees. Fine tuning every inch of her. 

 

And she spent hours, every single day- and extra, on the weekends. On the ice. And off the ice- it was constant athleticism still. Jump ropes, suicides, push ups pull ups squats crunches, splits, lunges 

 

She was flying around the country all the time for this that and the other. And as a kid it wasn’t summer camp, it was ice skating camp. Holidays were spent, far away, on competition grounds living in hotels. 

 

And as things escalated, she completely had to drop out of school entirely, and dedicated 100% of her days to ice skating, and lived in a small hotel, where she could train with, the best of the best. 

 

You don’t just, get to train with these people for fun or because you have lots of money. They select you. These are people who have won the Olympic gold already and want to pass on their, ability to someone who, they have faith can do it again and again. They invest all their time in this person. 

 

It is a psychological game, too. Manipulating a person to be motivated to stay on the ice, even when it hurts. 

 

Your feet, are always numb and your hands burn from having spent hours on the ice, i suppose she got used to the feeling of being so cold ur lips turn blue. 

 

She was tired of not being able to eat, even 2 French fries. 

 

And not having, a life. 

 

She was missing the passion. She had unlimited drive, not because she wanted to win, but simply because she is just naturally that way. It’s hard to explain but, she’s like the ideal, work horse, that just, doesn’t have it in them to quit. It’s not an emotional thing, she just is hard wired that way naturally so. 

 

Most people, where they have a stopping point with something, my sister just doesn’t have that. That’s what i mean when i say she is made of steel and like an ox. She just plowed through what seemed impossible to withstand, in regards to pain, pressure, and endurance- like it was nothing. No big deal. Just, shit doesn’t phase her. Hard to explain. 


So she had that ability, but, she didn’t have the emotional desire, to win. Her routines weren’t that passionate, she never got into it- with the expression and the “performance” artistic side of it. She was just pure athlete, no, artist. 

 

Which is ironic, because now, she runs an art company, and is an artist herself. Her passion lies in other art forms, not in skating. 

 

She just happen to be really fucking good at it, and built for it, and had all the right circumstances around her to make it possible. 

 

That being said, she was a phenomenal skater and she won time and time again, and she would of beat the olympic gold kid if she just would of stayed in the running. 

 

But at the last minute, she just, walked away from it. 

 

She just psychologically broke from the pressure. She really struggled with one thing- everyone has a weakness. Her weakness was, she had horrible stage fright. 

 

She is an extremely quiet

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Reserved person, and the pressure of failure in front of thousands of people it hink it just, psychologically tormented her to the point of self sabotage. 

 

She also really desired a normal life, and was angry about it. There was a lot of fights and tears over that issue, and drama. 

 

She was tired, of all of it, and felt forced, and over worked, and starved. I think everyone has their limit and she just, met hers. 

 

That and the lack of desire to win and lack of passion is what caused her to drop out of the running 

 

but she was damn close 

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But anyways, so that’s why i know enough about skating to look at this go, “this guy is something else.” 

 

I’ve seen *many* performances, by acclaimed, people in the field and this guy is just, something else. 

 

Take my word for it if you don’t know a lot abotu figure skating but what this guy does is first of all, other worldly. 

And secondly, um, fucking amazing. Lol 

(it’s a trick of the eye, to think this looks effortless and easy. But what he does, is actually extremely difficult) 

 

so yeah just, I’m gonna post more vids of him because I’m mildly obsessed but. 

 

Seriously i really hope they make a documentary of his life and shit i would watch it. 

 

He has a whole fan club consisting of like millions of people so, i think it would be fair to say a film would be appreciated by many. 

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Oh and he didn’t just win the olympics he also beat the olympic record and world record in one routine 

 

and that was after being so badly injured he couldn’t’ walk 

 

(most people in figure skating who’ve gotten injured don’t come back from injuries the same- and the career is usually over at that point for them... they certainly don’t come back better that before- but somehow, he actually improved after the injury) 

 

and lastly, the reason why a lot of female skaters are 16 years old when they win the olympics,- a lot of people are like baffled by this but- it actually has to do with like peak performance and height body weight standards etc, basically the younger you are- the easier it is to win- and like a 27 year old is just never a match in figure skating for a 14 year old. Because the smaller you are, the higher you go in the air.) 

 

so that’s why you see Russians and japanese winning a lot, and if you meet them in person they’re very very short and very very thin 

 

this is the ideal body type for this sort of thing 

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My sister isn’t Russian (as far as i know) but oddly enough, my mom gave her a Russian middle name and so I’m skeptical lol 

 

cuz who does that randomly and then ends up being trained by Russians and speaking fluent Russian 

 

But yeah a lot of people thought she was Russian in the figure skating realm they just assumed she was, because she looks like it, and speaks it to her coaches, who are speaking back to her in Russian and are from Russia 

 

but yeah uh,... my mom actually dated someone else right before she met my dad, and if you look at the time line of things, it’s very possible that my sister is the child of the dude my mom dated before my dad, not my dad. 

 

Which would make a lot of sense because 1. We look and ARE nothing alike. And 2. She doesn’t look like my dad despite his features being considered dominant genetically and 3. She looks like the dude my mom dated before my dad. 

 

And the dude my mom dated before my dad, was an athlete, and also a doctor. So, a very type a, person. 

 

It just, it makes a lot of sense when you look at it that way. 

 

Because yeah she just... doesn’t look like anyone in our family really. Like she’s the only person with blonde hair. Lol 

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My sis grew up with this chic for a time, they skated together and to give you a reference of how strict shit is- on these skaters. 

Ashley Wagner was considered fat. By coaches and the figure skating community at this time. 

 

I’m not kidding, she was ridiculed her whole life for being “too heavy” or beefy and called fat countless times. 

 

She was also the nicest girl, of all the competitors I’ve met. Most of them were very mean, don’t be fooled by their smiling passionate performance and sweet wave and curtsy to the crowd that adores them- these girls off stage are very very mean. 

 

And figure skating moms, are even meaner lol 

 

there is a lot of *mean-ness* in figure skating. The coaches are really mean, the people are mean to each other, the competitors are really fucking mean. They’re just mean people lol and the judges especially are actual ass holes 

 

it’s not as glamorous as it looks either. At all. Its not glamorous in the slightest really 

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I mean my family was friends with lots of people in the figure skating community or like competed with or trained with or just knew a lot of ppl that u see on screen but like ‘

 

this guy was freaking WEIRD dude 

 

like its kinda funny i know about the little behind the scenes shit that goes on- u cant tell from the ice everyone looks like a normal wholesome person (because they have to appear that way to be likable and marketable) 

 

but this guy, was a flat out weirdo. Ironic because of the name. 

 

He would train children, and like take them to his house. Alone. For hours. No other coaches did this with children. He gave me major creep vibes and he was notorious in the community for being weird 

 

Lowkey everyone thinks he was molesting kids 

 

and when he was investigated into about it they didn’t find anything and then he like up and vanished after that. He had like this nice big mansion it was weird as fuck man 

 

major micheal Jackson vibes. And that whole like “come to my magical castle and have fun i love kids!” Kinda guy.. *shudders* they were like 6 and 7 years olds.... 

 

he would “select” and train ewwwww it grosses me out so much 

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This girl was so goddamn mean (and really short) lol 

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Another one my sis knew 

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