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we have one guy who is known around florida who drives a bat mobile, a batman sick ass bike, and wears a batman outfit whenever he goes on it. we see him on the highway. 

also i've seen gators just chillin on the side of the road before 

lol one time i was in california tho- 

and we were all stuck in horrdendous LA traffic and someone would NOT stop honking despite the fact we were fucking stuck as fuck and tehre was *nothing* that could be done about it 

and so someone started like honk fighting back at the them lol 

and then someone else chimed in to hit the highest note 

so it was like *lowest beep* and then higher *beep* and another higher *beep* and then the last person went highest *BEEP BEEP* twice 

so it made it sound like a song 

and then people in the tunnel appluaded 

lmao the thing about the halloween decoration in the video is so true, i don' tknow if its like this other places but people in florida take halloween to a whole other level 

the big guy big bike little guy little bike thing is super common too, but you'll also see on the full ass highway going 70 mph, a full grown man, on that little tiny bike. 

or on the side of the road like full grown men riding those children bicycles a lot 

Blanc, when you poop do you check your stool inside the toilet?

I sometimes think I am weird for looking at my feces but if you say you do the same I will feel normal..:..

lol the guy in acostume riding a bike reminded me of, in mississippi there was this guy that was known on our campus, and by the whole town pretty much- to just always, walk around wearing a cape and a strange anime-esc looking outfit (tho i asked my anime expert friends like, is he cosplaying?? and they were like i don't think so i don't know any characters that look like that) and then he wore like a weird head band that look like a sushi chef head ban from japan with strange markings on it- and then he paintED HIS ENTIRE BODY SILVER and around his eyes ENTIRELY BLACK 

and he just walked around like that *every single day* 

and sometimes, at random times, he would be running really fucking fast throuhg the wooded areas at night. like, i'm talking 2am. 

no one knows him personally like he didn't talk to anyone and no one knew like where he came from or what he was studying or if he was even really an enrolled studen on the campus, or what was wrong with him. he had no known involvements, no one knew if he could even talk. 

in new orleans you see * a lot* of strange shit, i can't even begin. there are people who dress up in entire geisha attire and paint their entire bodies white and just stand really still like a statue. like you could take a piss on them they wouldn't move. what's weird about it is it's usually men, wearing like, full women's costumes. or sometimes like antebellum antique style like, full tilt, historical looking costuming with the huge skirts and the huge white/blonde wigs. it's, creepy. and if you get close to them- they REEK. like they smell so ungodly bad. i've smelled a lot of bad hobos, but nothing like these cross dressing white painted ones. it's, like they're wearing an extensive amount of perfume thats expired maybe 700 years ago, ontop of their very bad pungent smell that is so foul is smells like death. and they're trying to cover it up?? it's a mystery. why they smell so bad. 

but yeah and then there are people who cover themselves in paint, head to toe- even their clothing. usually metallic paint so they basically look like an all gold, shiny action figurine- or all silver. and they stand rlealy still in super weird poses. 

oh god, and in san francisco you see some pretty odd characters- especially the homeless people. are the most... unique. 

if they talk to you (which they will, they're very out going and LOVE to just share everything with complete strangers) they tell you all sorts of random shit that sounds not true. not sure if they get a kick out of it or if they're actually crazy. 

there was one guy who happen to ride the trolly every monring at the same time i did and he would sit in front of me (he smelled SO fucking bad man) and he would talk to me about how he had 22 celebrity daughters, and then would list them all and talk about how they were as children like growing up and stuff. 

but the catch was, he told the same story everyday. he like, didn't remember me or something. so everyday he would turn around and go, hey, you know- i have 22 celebrity daughters. 

me- for the 80th time. "mmm..." 

it didn't matter what i said, or if i even looked at him. he would just keep talking and talking. 

he had zero ability to pick up on an any social cues. 

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there was also a man in laguna california who i passed by a lot when i was walking up and down a certain street. and he claimed to be blind and that his daughter was a famous surfer and he taught her, and he was a famous surfer too but then had some terrible accident and now he's blind and has no family and can't drive. and then would ask people to buy him beer XD 

mexico was a whole different story. the main signature of mexico was just, parties and gunfire. 

which is odd because guns are technically illegal there. but you would hear it all night long. at first it was really hard to get used to. not sure what the sound actuaully was, but it sounded a lot like guns going off all night. 

and then you also heard loud music an dpeople just partying, there was always, always, parties. everywhere. like literally, on the sides of the street in random places. on the roofs. just, everywhere. lol 

for no reason. 

but- if there was a soccer game oh god it was comparable to mardi gras, every time there was a soccer game. 

you'd just here some *insanely* drunk guy (they were all insanely drunk) SCREAMING something in spanish off the roof top and just going AHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

lol 

like that was like the norm there lol 

and im just like dear god.... please no. it was 4am and i'd wake up and to that shit and they were still going from the night before. 

they *loved* to party and drank lethal amounts of alcohol i don't know how they could withstand it

the norm in germany, everyone stands around having cigarettes together with strangers, despite not knowing each other. in like, city areas. 

as if it's the 90s or something. and they talk. 

it's just weird to me because, in florida strangers don't like associate with each other very often. 

but there its like, ah, you smoke, i smoke, lets chat. and it'd just end up being like a little mini hang out they exhcnage numbers, gum, lighters, cigarettes. and call it a night or end up like going out together even 

it was kind of nice like, you could make friends really fast and easily in other countries 

except in france. the french,... lol. france is a great place to go if you just wnana get in a fight. 

because they're absolute assholes to each other. and that's the norm. like, the people there are extremely rude, on a different level. just naturally like, mean people. 

but they're so desentized to it, it's not like "out of place" or inappropriate to say things and be that way. 

and ur just like.... what is happening. 

i went to a guitar store and was kinda sad and playing guitar by myself, and this guitar sales guy came over and talked to me he was kinda young. and he said like, "you seem down" or something like that and like we got to talking about things and he learned i was from america and on a trip and he asked me how i was liking it and i was like, not very much actually, no offense but, i haven't had a good experience with the people here. they're... how do you say... different. from how they are in my country. 

and he was like, "ah yeah that's just france, you get used to it." and like told me to let it roll off my back and to have a good time. 

the people there like are genuinely calloused. 

i ended up working in a french restaraunt actually, and the owner was from france so i understand why he was such an ass. 

other coworkers were like "wtf is wrong with him" cuz they were american they didn't get it but i understood like how to deal with it and that the words coming out of his mouth didn't mean as much as they would to an american. 

like one minute they're like, "ah, fuck you fuck off" and the next minute they'r einviitng you to a dinner party and thats just, the french. lol

but to an american they become VERY CONFUSED lol 

the other distinct thing about french people, is they stink. 

they don't bathe. like, you have to walk down the street smelling really bad BO a lot, as the peole pass around you like, wafting their stench in your nose. 

they said with time you just get used to it and it doesn't phase you anymor elike, you don't even notice it. 

but like, holy fuck. it was so sickening 

i will say their mall was really cool though, they weren't as strict about changing rooms and like, multiple people could go in there they didn't give a fuck. let me put it this way, it would of been really easy to steal in there, because they are so relaxed and trusting of other people? 

and also i think i got my makeup, hair, nails, etc. like full spa/beauty day. and eyebrows done in germany and it was the best eyebrows i've ever had. she was far more meticulous and like, attune to what style was, you could tell by the way she dressed and everything like, she was hip and cool and shit. and i've always wished i could find someone as good as her, i legit was like, "you should come to america they'd love you"

because holy shit, like there she was just some like, "nobody" cosmetologist working in a mall getting paid nothing. but legit like she was sickeningly talented. 

comfort, the germans were not good at tho. their spa was so, sterile it was odd. and same thign with like the makeup area it looked like a lab. and im just like... what is this??? and theyre like "oh we do hair and makeup" and im like OH do mine! lol 

and she was like "do u want eyrbows?" and i was like YEAH :))))) 

and i was so excited it was so interesting to see how different cultures do hair makeup and brows and it was VASTLY different from how it was in the states. my eyebrows were the MOST perfect i've ever SEEN THEM. and the hair was very natural like, it looked like i just got out of the shower and went for a jog? and i was like um.... this isn't how americans do... blow outs. this looks like i just got out of bed. but theyre like U LOOK GREAT! WE LOVE IT. and then they did like SUPER DARK intense crazy eyeshadow and dark lips and i was like oh. OH okay. thats how the germans do it??? and theyres like YEAHHH THE DARK EYE LOOK IS VERY SEXY HERE. WITH B LUE SPARKLES AND DARK DARK ROUND RACCOON EYES YES. and i felt like i was about to go to a nightclub or something. they are very bad ass. the style there is, edgier. almost gothic. very, what americans consider, "artsy" 

and in mexico it was also vastly different. they did really thin brows and then gave me super long curls like, i looked like selena gomez or something like perfect shiny curls it was really pretty. but the eyrbows were super thin and super arched i looked like a chola hahahah and then they were like okay now for the makeup! and they did lke, mascara and a really thin faint line of brown eyeshadow and i could feel like how gently they did it and sooooo slow (in america u would be FIRED for being that slow lol) and then they like put lip gloss on and were like ALL DONE and im like uh, it looks like im wearing no makeup .... and theyre like BYE!! and im lke.. bye...... ??? oh ur... ur done? ok. um. bye?? lol

but yeah, by far the best hair i've had done was in mexico. 10/10. 

i found two guys in florida who are 2nd best. but yeah.... no one does it like those mexican ladies do it man!!