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the benefits of eating pizza


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so the heat from the pizza gives off a nice steam to your entire face as you gorge on it, and so it's like skin care #spa day cleaning your pores while you eat pizza 

 

#life hack 

 

also when the cheese gets all over your chin it's like a mini facial because it's nice and hot like a face mask 

 

skin care and pizza in one <3

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it also makes you very thirsty so it forces you to stay hydrated!!! 

 

and Micheal phelps won the olympics by building up on carbs 

 

so carbs are the perfect food for SUCCESS 

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I want to dip a slice of pizza in your ass and eat it.

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Everyone loves pizza, so pizza eating is a great way to make friends 

 

 

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none of that matters when ur fat, nobody wants fat chicks, eat a salad

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Blanc said: 

so the heat from the pizza gives off a nice steam to your entire face as you gorge on it, and so it's like skin care #spa day cleaning your pores while you eat pizza 

It's also filling it with airborne grease particles. 

The tomato sauce is probably the only really "good" thing about Pizza, and even then it's typically bleached of it's vitamins. 

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Blanc if I dip mozzarela dip in your ass, will it taste better?

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I strive to be these amazingly talented dancers 

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