Jamal sees a post on Quora about revenge. he replies "Revenge is bad, its like drinking poison and expecting the other to die". He leaves the thread feeling like a really wise and balanced person. He then moves on to reddit, where someone attacks him for his opinion, he calmly defends his position and deescalates.
He then sees a meme saying trump is bad, he thinks if so many people downvote and hate him it means hes bad. He makes a negative comment about trump and then moves on to another subreddit where a woman accuses the rebbit mods of virtual sexual assault. Jamal says the mods are evil and people are evil for questioning the story too, because you should always believe women.
Tired after a day of sharing safe opinions, he goes to sleep. He sleeps on the center of the bed so nobody accuses him of extremism or having an extreme position.
Jamal sleeps well knowing he is a very balanced and moderate person with no extreme or unaccepted beliefs.
