I am that bitch I just realized in the family dynamic
been picking out gifts for my little girls and for the new baby coming in the family.
So I will share the cute things I find for the babies.
(I really hope the baby is a girl ☺️ I want one so bad)
(i think I’m more excited for this child than the parents themselves)
I don’t know why but I already feel very connected to this new child that doesn’t even exist yet.
YAY kids. Kids are great. I miss my little ones and growing up with them was such a great experience, now they’re kind of older? So it’s not quite as precious... it’s more like, triage. At this point. Like NO don’t HIT YOUR BROTHER IN THE EYE or we have to go to the hospital again
And, “OKAY sweetie just remember LIQUOR BEFORE BEER UR IN THE CLEAR, don’t drive drunk I will come get you i dont’ care what time of night it is. And download the NOON app on your phone and here’s 40 million chargers and money for an Uber. And TIE your shoes. Also you breath stinks here’s some gum.”