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How much cum do we need.


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Let's talk about the real pressing issues.

We kinda have the technology to store human egg cells and cum for long periods of times, or at least we're close to it.

If we're to send a a spacecraft to colonise a far-far away earth-like planet, by simply landing there and starting the fertilisation of the eggs with the space-cum, and I guess kinda taking care of the babies till they're grown, how much cum do we realistically need to send in space in order for that colonisation to be successful?

Probably not a lot of cum, which is disappointing in a way. But the cum has to come from various dudes cause we need genetic diversity, can't have our colonists get to be Alabama residents.

What size of a population do we need to ensure some success for our colonisation mission? HOW MUCH CUM DO WE NEED?

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All of it. 

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Great question. However, that has been already answered by God. Create a man and with his tissue, you can clone a female version. 

Be sure so they can have a long span of life, so they will reproduce plenty, and so their descendants. Wait.

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Let's talk about the real pressing issues.

We kinda have the technology to store human egg cells and cum for long periods of times, or at least we're close to it.

If we're to send a a spacecraft to colonise a far-far away earth-like planet, by simply landing there and starting the fertilisation of the eggs with the space-cum, and I guess kinda taking care of the babies till they're grown, how much cum do we realistically need to send in space in order for that colonisation to be successful?

Probably not a lot of cum, which is disappointing in a way. But the cum has to come from various dudes cause we need genetic diversity, can't have our colonists get to be Alabama residents.

What size of a population do we need to ensure some success for our colonisation mission? HOW MUCH CUM DO WE NEED?

 Cum is too risky, what if the dud sperm are the ones that reach the eggs? We don't want a bunch of Forrest Gumps to be the ones colonizing our new planet. Instead of sending gametes to be fertilized on the new planet, fertilize the eggs first and only send the best zygotes. Assuming a 40% success rate, similar to ivf implantation here on earth, decide how many babies you want your first colony to start with and multiply by 2.5 to get the approximate number of zygotes you will need.

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Great question. However, that has been already answered by God. Create a man and with his tissue, you can clone a female version.

 Not really how that works, but you can clone females from females. Men don't have a second X chromosome to supply and without it you get a deformed, infertile clone.

Sc is pretty boring.
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Great question. However, that has been already answered by God. Create a man and with his tissue, you can clone a female version.

 Not really how that works, but you can clone females from females. Men don't have a second X chromosome to supply and without it you get a deformed, infertile clone.

 Eve was fertile. And she was Adam's clone. 

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Great question. However, that has been already answered by God. Create a man and with his tissue, you can clone a female version.

 Not really how that works, but you can clone females from females. Men don't have a second X chromosome to supply and without it you get a deformed, infertile clone.

 Eve was fertile. And she was Adam's clone. 

 She wasn't a clone, god created her from Adam's rib, but he also created Adam from dust and dust doesn't have DNA so obvi god did some genetic engineering when he made each of them

Sc is pretty boring.
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Peach is correct, the shotgun approach to genetics would turn the Mars colony into a bunch of Alabamans. This won't happen in our lifetime anyways, so fuck it.

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Peach is correct, the shotgun approach to genetics would turn the Mars colony into a bunch of Alabamans. This won't happen in our lifetime anyways, so fuck it.

Maybe Alabamans are who we need to colonize Mars. 

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The fact that those who move out to colonize other worlds in our system and beyond will likely be more intelligent and fit than the average person given their selection will be based on merit. If they breed naturally you're likely to obtain a small population of above intelligence and fitness. 

This of course becomes complicated when you start thinking about environmental pressures. How will a developing child be effected while living on a world with only 38% the surface gravity of Earth? 

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