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Random Things That Happened To You That You Never Thought Would


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One time I went out to the clubs with my "girlfriends" because it was my friends birthday. 

 

And we were just standing and talking, you know whatever. On the dance floor of this sky bar. DJ going. 

 

And then this guy who is probably coked out of his mind (I'm assuming) or drunk, I really don't know, maybe having a manic episode of some sort. Mind you, good looking ugy. Looked like heath ledger. Wearing a pineapple shirt completely unbuttoned and like white khaki's- looks like he's on vacation or something. 

 

He comes up to me, take my hands and starts like, dancing with me. I naturally fell into his rhythm and dance moves, I grew up a dancer so it wasn't hard for me to follow his synchronicity. I think he liked that, and got overly excited about it, and started like *vigorously* dancing, and like spinning me around faster than I could handle. 

 

It kept getting faster and faster and more violent and rapid, and he had this manic smile on his face but his movements were sloppy like he was insanely insanely drunk. I was assuming that he wouldn't remember this the next day. 

 

People crowded around us and were like "ayyy!!" every time he spun me around. I was getting quite nauseated. I was assuming afterward he would ask for my number or try to kiss me or buy me a drink or something, I assumed he'd stick around. 

 

But he literally just left when the DJ started playing a slower song. Like left me standing in the middle of the dance floor and just, walked off really fast disappeared straight into the crowd. Didn't look back. 

 

I assume maybe he went to the restroom to go puke or had to meet someone. I really don't know what the fuck he was doing. He never said a single word through out this entire process. 

 

And I never saw him again after that. 

 

*UnTIL* 

 

one day I was scrolling through instagram, and I see a friend of mine, with a photo- with THE GUY in the photo. Wearing the same FUCKING OUTFIT. And I'm like how do you know this guy? And my friend was like, "I don't, was just some random dude." 

 

Cheers to some random dude. Hope we meet again one day pineapple shirt guy. 

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last edit on 6/2/2019 3:39:45 AM
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@2:28 lol the expression on the guys face was me the whole time 

 

but he was dancing like 10x faster than that girl lol 

 

im just like what is happening right now lol 

last edit on 6/2/2019 3:44:21 AM
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Every weird thing to happen to me can be chalked up to growing up in a small town

Sc is pretty boring.
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A tornado ripping my hometown to shreds

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.
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Traveling. 

 

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bump still wonder where pineapple shirt guy is

last edit on 7/13/2021 5:22:35 PM
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so cringe

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finding people who e-date & actually seeing it happen

consumed by avarice
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I won the lottery lol

It was way less than the big $70million jackpot, or even the $1million consolation prize, but it was enough to pay off some bills.

Fuck you Cadaver lol

 

 

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so cringe

 the shit is actually painful for me to read at times. it hurts me

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