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blanc tries to sound educated


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07:05 Blanc: you're going to need a gas mask if there's a zombie apocalypse
07:06 Blanc: because the way that will happen is if the atlas comet hits the sun it will send out polar pulses, and cause an excessive amount of noxious gas to enter our atmosphere
07:06 Blanc: which is surrounding the comet
07:06 Blanc: this will turn our brains to zombies essentially.
07:07 Blanc: either that, or a virus or unusual vaccine- or combination of the two.
07:07 Blanc: like this corona virus and vaccine are very close to creating a zombie apocalypse on accident. very close.
07:08 Blanc: because the vaccine for malaria, and the treatment for corona involve intense steroids that affect humans in a way of making them more "ragey" very "warrior esc."
07:08 Blanc: if you tinkered with it a little, it could be to a more extreme degree.
07:09 Blanc: and the corona virus itself causes brain anoxia, which can result in, the creation of a zombie with the combination of proper drugs and, if the seizures that resulted from it weren't fatal
07:09 Blanc: and then in combination with an usual fungus or bacteria, (there are some fungi that cause mind control in ants after they are dead)
07:10 Blanc: I mean- it's not completely out of the realm of possibility
07:10 Blanc: but even the vapor they use to clean everything with in china has mercury in it-
07:10 Blanc: And we're also experimenting with UV sterilization
07:10 Blanc: the things we are tinkering with are, dangerous.
07:11 Blanc: and that's just what I know of, I'm sure there are people out there who know about more things than I do.
07:11 Blanc: supposedly there is this disease arsenal being kept in case it needs to be weaponized? I think it's in Sweden or something
07:11 Blanc: But I'm sure the zombie virus could be made out of those or exists in that arsenal already lol
07:12 Blanc: If you want to survive the zombie apocalypse, you need more than guns. You need to know what's coming before it hits you and how to protect yourself from it, you need to be a scientist
07:13 Blanc: But, in the case of the atlas comet, it's not possible to survive it unless you are locked in some sort of iron dome that blocks the pulsar waves
07:13 Blanc: and you have a life time supply of oxygen tanks and 50c or 40c cartidriges for a military grade gas mask
07:14 Blanc: which- is currently hard to attain even as it is- military or civilian, or even someone in political power. To get a life time supply of that stuff I mean.
07:14 Blanc: So in the event of an apocalypse, it would be even harder to attain-
07:14 Blanc: Making survival extremely unlikely
07:14 Blanc: So let's all hope the sun doesn't go dark.
07:15 Blanc: Or the volcano at Yosemite doesn't blow.
07:15 Blanc: (will cover the planet in ash and cause darkness for at least three days)
07:15 Blanc: this planet going dark thing- for three days, is written about in the Bible. it's like, predicted to be one of the signs of the end times.
07:16 Blanc: There's been a series of very concerning earth quakes all around the planet lately- at a higher scale and frequency than usual-
07:16 Blanc: and seismologists are concerned it will cause Yosemite to blow lol
07:16 Blanc: If it does, the ash will be toxic and many people will die, unless you are educated on how to survive these kind of things.
07:17 Blanc: Aka, lots of gas masks and oxygen, cartridges etc.- and lots, and lots- of duct tape, cement, glue, whatever the fuck you can seal off a brick structure with.
07:17 Blanc: No cracks, no air can get in, no light. and you have to live in that bunker wearing a mask, off of oxygen tanks.
07:17 Blanc: and canned beans.
07:18 Blanc: and at that point, it'll be extra dangerous because, it will be seen as a weak point for the U.S. and shit might go down-
07:18 Blanc: we could be attacked. basically.
07:18 Blanc: might get missile strikes at the very least- nuked at the worst
07:18 Blanc: because North Koreans are insane.
07:19 Blanc: what I'm saying is- if there is any sort of apocalypse-
07:19 Blanc: it's not very *likely* you will be alive after it-
07:19 Blanc: of course there will be survivors but- then living in those conditions afterward- if you do live-
07:19 Blanc: will be so difficult-
07:19 Blanc: survival after that point is increasingly and increasingly more difficult each hour that goes by
07:20 Blanc: my grandfather told me, if there is an apocalypse, you don't want to live to see how hard it is to survive afterward.
07:20 Blanc: and to just, go out with the blast.
07:20 Blanc: suicide.
07:21 Blanc: dying from radiation poison covered in painful boils and cancer and burns is not fun.
07:21 Blanc: vomiting to the point of bleeding out of your esophagus and asparating into your lungs, developing pneumonia and bleeding out of your ass and your eyes
07:21 Blanc: your ears
07:22 Blanc: and if you manage to circumnavigate the radiation somehow- which is near impossible-
07:22 Blanc: you'll get shot point blank or stabbed to death and eaten by cannibals
07:22 Blanc: because the soil will be untellable, there will be nothing to eta.
07:22 Blanc: eat8
07:22 Blanc: eat*
07:23 Blanc: So, when the nukes come- stand outside and let it incinerate you. It's the best way to go
07:23 Blanc: So quick you won't feel a damn thing
07:23 Blanc: faster than a blink.
07:23 Blanc: : ) how to survive the apocalypse- kill yourself.
07:23 Blanc: lol
07:24 Blanc: killing zombies isn't difficult, sure they make it look like that's all there is to it in movies- but it's surviving the elements of a post apocalyptic world that is actually difficult lol
07:26 Blanc: and yeah if that happens and the governments are no more, there are people out there who do know launch codes, and someone will probably launch them and there will be all kind of nukes and bombs and missiles
07:26 Blanc: all kind of hell will break loose lol
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lol it was 4am and I drank too much coffee I had nothing to do 

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"It wasn't me, it was the coffee!" 

You could try taking some responsibility over your actions. It'd likely do you some good, since your go to otherwise is forgetting about things you otherwise find too hard to carry. 

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See blanc ? You fly him over, let him spend a month with you during Christmas holidays, gave him hugs and kisses and cuddles and gave him an erection. And this is how he treats you. 

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0 votes RE: blanc tries to sound ed...

See blanc ? You fly him over, let him spend a month with you during Christmas holidays, gave him hugs and kisses and cuddles and gave him an erection. And this is how he treats you. 

How do you figure it'd go if she invited someone else? 

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2 votes RE: blanc tries to sound ed...

See blanc ? You fly him over, let him spend a month with you during Christmas holidays, gave him hugs and kisses and cuddles and gave him an erection. And this is how he treats you. 

How do you figure it'd go if she invited someone else? 

 She would post it on SC for Trypt to see.

Oh wait.

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0 votes RE: blanc tries to sound ed...

See blanc ? You fly him over, let him spend a month with you during Christmas holidays, gave him hugs and kisses and cuddles and gave him an erection. And this is how he treats you. 

 You also forgot she gave him yellings, put her hands on him and then took away his hopes for a new set of teefs

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0 votes RE: blanc tries to sound ed...

See blanc ? You fly him over, let him spend a month with you during Christmas holidays, gave him hugs and kisses and cuddles and gave him an erection. And this is how he treats you. 

 You also forgot she gave him yellings, put her hands on him and then took away his hopes for a new set of teefs

Oh guise, the Mexican girl is jealous of blanc loooool. She has been all over Trypt recently. Now we can see it clearly.

Maria Chica wants some Tryptababies!

Ho ho ho Walt Disney is anti-semite and a racist
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0 votes RE: blanc tries to sound ed...

See blanc ? You fly him over, let him spend a month with you during Christmas holidays, gave him hugs and kisses and cuddles and gave him an erection. And this is how he treats you. 

 You also forgot she gave him yellings, put her hands on him and then took away his hopes for a new set of teefs

 Untrue thank you 

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0 votes RE: blanc tries to sound ed...

Is it untrue because it specifically didn't happen then, or untrue because it's outside of your character? 

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