Hello all
As I'm sure you're aware, the current crisis is putting a strain on many services around the world. It is with this in mind that we are sorry to inform you of the temporary closing of my anus. This will go into effect immediately and will last until April 2nd at the least, until further notice.
Please direct any and all requests to the appropriate instance. We apologise for the inconvenience.
Kind regards,
My anus staff & management