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We are out of mayonnaise, so she is making mayonnaise for her sandwich.

 

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 wait wat..i thought u guys were fully stocked up?

 Turns out we missed mayo and split peas

Sc is pretty boring.
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You're only meant to use the yolks retard.

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This is what I wish I was experiencing, but unfortunately my real face is too ugly for men to even want to put their penis in me so I became a lesbian and settled for a socially awkward and isolated 6ft 3 Jewish woman instead

 Kek!

last edit on 3/22/2020 10:44:41 PM
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 I'm concerned the vagina is so high up in the stomach. 

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 I'm concerned the vagina is so high up in the stomach. 

 I think it's because Palepeach is most likely a trannie and her surgeon didn't do a very good job :(

last edit on 3/22/2020 11:15:11 PM
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must have been a different surgeon that worked on her upper half because her boobs look nice and big and plump

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Nigger said: 

You're only meant to use the yolks retard.

 Incorrect, though it is common to only use the yolks this recipe is a combination of Marco Pierre White's, Gordon Ramsey's, and Gary Mehigan. All of them use the whole egg, there reasoning being that the whites not only act as a good binding agent but also makes the mayo smoother. 

In the end it's merely your preference of texture you dumb nigger. 

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