So there I am on my 23’s thinking I am on my top fucking everyone. Then I find this girl in a forum I used to be a frequent user. For months we exchange messages and we bonded somehow and for some reason I can’t even recall anymore.
Before we finally met in person to go out in our first date, she said it and reinforced that she was into kinky sex. She was 18, super hot, of course I was down to it.
We eat some japanese food, drink, go back home, make out and then we jump to the good ol’ fucking.
She farts one time. Then a second time. Smells bad due to the carbs and alcohol we’ve just ingested. Ok, that’s her kinky. Suddenly she farts again, so hard that I can feel the warmness of it around my pecker. Alright..
Then, another one strikes in, and this time, the palm of her hands wraps around my mouth and nose and right there I could just taste what was in her rectum. Yes, she ripped one on her hand and literally forced me to eat her gas out.
Ok
6 months later of some weird weird shit during sex happening, she says I am the one and wants to present me to her parents. There we go, and I have no clue why Iam still aboard.
So we are dinning, and her parents actually are pretty nice to me and very normal compared to their daughter. Suddenly, there she goes, starting to jerk me off under the table while no one notices. I do my best to pretend it’s alright while I talk about the New England Patriots murderer player. I cum and no one noticed. She is so devilish that she keeps stroking my dick trying to get me to cum a second time. I give her an annoyed look. I notice her both hands are over the table while she slices her piece of meat. Her father, however, had not toucher his plate for the last 20 minutes. I gave him a look. He smiled and quickly lifted himself from the table and went to the bathroom.
I was so beta that I kept dating her for more 8 months until I’ve found out she had been cheating me with literally everyone or anything that was alive.
Her parents, specially her dad still messages me and I am polite enough to reply.
