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Seriously going to die alone and i want a lesbian family and to live happily ever now ok so 

*tears up while imagining a lesbian family picnic with me and Ellen degeneres and portia* 

where are the lesbians at? 

Okay so, i joined the discord server. I found it through tumblr, it’s mainly a stoner community. But most the girls in there are gay or bi. It wasn’t my intention to find pussy i was just like oh sweet, hey i love pot too I’ll join 

and they all seem to have fairly similar interests and taste in aesthetic which is nice to see considering i feel like a lonely island 

and so i was like yay :) like minded people 

and then i met this girl on there and i wa like oh, she cute. Oh, she, gay? Oh , she is messaging me 

oh, we talkin and vibing fairly well 

20 minutes later: “so there’s this girl I’m interested in yeah! It’s really great woohoo I’m having so much fun being completely not single or eatable at all. Yeah :) “ 

me: *slamming my face into a brick wall* 

when, can a lesbian, catch a break. 

Me: *dates girl* 

girl: “oh by the way, I’m married and have a boyfriend at the same time is that ok” 

me: *puts my entire arm in a meat grinder* 

(this girl only comes around when she Is drunk and wanting to get drunk or high on coke or whatever the fuck else. Basically I’m only her girlfriend when she is partying. But, I’m not a part of her regular life, and i dont get the sense we are together. BECAUSE SHE IS WITH SOMEONE ELSE. And she’s like “oh I’m going to leave him and move in with you as soon as i have stable income” but yeah.... dunno if we even really gel because the other day i was like, yo, cuddle with me and watch a movie? And she literally would rather GO HOME than cuddle with me and watch a fucking movie. Like, if you genuinely “loved me” you wouldn’t fucking do that shit. And also we were talking and she was like, yeah, “I’ve never really loved anyone before.” When i Was talking about my first experience with true love. Meanwhile I’m just sitting there like UH HELLO, THEN WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN TO YOU WHEN YOU SAY IM YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND THAT YOU LOVE ME??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT????) 

she talks about wanting to have kids and get married meanwhile i only see this chic maybe one a week TOPS when she’s plastered out of her skull. Like, is this someone who loves me, probably not dude. Lmao so I’m just like, mentally letting that one go. Because what the fuck like, look at this it just, is retarded like. 

This isn’t how relioatnhips should be dawg lol wtf is this shit i dont even fucking know lol 

IS THIS A GAME TO YOU 

me: *goes out with girl who I’m dating at the time* 

girl: *makes out with dude best friend* 

me: are you fucking kidding me 

girl: omg how could you be mad right now, k bye 

me: k bye 

(Me and this girl have little chemistry and she is a flake) 

she messages me a lot and then when i dont show enough interest or respond fast enough she gets mad at me and tells me to fuck off and then comes back one minute later and is like just kidding love yew and I’m like no you dont bitch. I’m so tired of her throwing me like a frisbee or hurting me every time she feels slightly insecure. Like one time she full on tried to get out of my car on a date we were having, because she is convinced I’m cheating on her when I’m nOT. Like i get a notification on my phone and she loses it or makes comments all the time like “oh DAS PROLLY ONE OF HER SIDE HOES” I’m like BITCH I WISH. AINT NO ONE TO FUCKING DATE IN THIS CITY. 

Anyways, i used to have amazingly perfect love and chemistry with one girl and we were super in love and everything was ducking just the most amazing thing ever and it was perfect but....... we broke up but anyways 

I’m just tryna find a relationship that feels right and feels like “ home” and i want it to be with a girl I’m sorry dudes 

but yeah soooooooooo if someone could please find me a wife like I’m ready to get married and like, die old together tomorrow or something ok cuz life is gettin real fuckin stale out here without a meaningful connection like this aight 

until then I’ll be getting stoned in my underwear and trying not to kill myself from depression kek 

Meanwhile I’m supposed to pretend to care and be some professional in some stupid occupation as if i give a flying fuck 

bitch i dont i just want a wifey and to die in happiness together ok so just leave me alone I’m gay so if u dont have a wife to give me then you are literally useless and can go home bye 

*hangs up phone with frustrated force*

Can it be a waifu? 

Turncoat said: 

Can it be a waifu? 

I think it's about time