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What you were like as a tiny tot


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What was your behavior like/ who were you when you were a child? 

 

I was extremely calm and stoic, i didn’t talk much except to ask people to do things for me but, i was very independent natured and preferred to do it all myself. Like make my own food, tie my own shoes, etc. i figured stuff out for myself pretty quick like. 

 

I would just get up at like 2/3am in my fucking diaper and go over to the computer, put in the CD, set up the game get it running and play video games all night and eat snacks. 

 

Not much HAS CHANGED HAHAHH 

 

I was labeled a Tom boy when i was just like five, by my fellow class mates. I was kind of messy and disorganized, and i guess dressed and played like boys did. I was kinda dirty a lot lol. 

 

And i liked to make a lot of jokes/be silly. I think my favorite thing to do was just yeah like, be a comedian. And i would find absurd things to do that made people laugh. Sometimes though the jokes were kind of mean as I didn’t learn yet that sometimes not everyone like, understood that i was just joking for the sake of joking. 

 

You know how sometimes comedy is offensive. Yeah, so like one time I called this girl a horse because she had big teeth and ate sugar cubes. (Horses eat sugar cubes) and i couldn’t stop laughing about it. And she was like :( and i didn’t understand like, she wouldn’t laugh a long with me. And then i was like oh shit, i fucked up lol um *coughs* *gets up and walks away trying not to laugh still* 

 

I would stand up on the tables and like start dancing and put things on my head or on my face like, slices of cheese and ham or whatever i could find. Or i would shove erasers up my nose and start talking really nasal like mocking something someone was saying. 

 

I found a friend who was equally as goofy as me and those were the people i got along with best were goofy people. I just wanted to laugh and make jokes out of everything. And yeah she would like turn around, and then face me really fast with like a random silly face and then i would snap a picture and then we would laugh at whatever face we caught on the camera after we got the photos printed (90’s babies) lol 

 

Later i went on to make good friends with someone who liked to film videos of themselves. I also did this at home, because i was a freak. I started filming things in elementary school, Idon’t know why. And yes, I still have all the footage. Saved on CD’s. And I filmed like, majority of my childhood, all the way through. So that’s pretty dope but yeah uh, 

 

she also liked making videos. So we got together and made videos a lot. And we would just good around. I could upload them but they are EXTREMELY weird. 

 

But I’m tempted now to upload them just to show you how fucking weird we were and how far we would go just for the sake of making a comedic sketch HAHAHA they’re so hillarious.... 

 

but yeah um... when i wasn’t being rediculous, or sarcastic, i was also into music and business from a young age. Had a little band, in elementary school and, continued to form bands through out much of my life forward from that point. I had been making music from like the age of 4 so yeah it just, was something i always had an interest in. I made music digitally as well with midi and some shitty software. I still have oNE of the songs from this time period lol 

 

and i also would form business ideas essentially to get peoples money. Lol. Like, selling random art supplies and things like jewelry or, offering services like I’ll write your essays, do your homework, clean your locker, your backpack, organize your binder. I’ll tutor you. I’ll do whatever the fuck you want me to do just pay me. Lmao and i did that from a very young age too. Because i wanted ice cream LMAO 

 

 

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This was my favorite ice cream. The one that says “gay time” above it LMAO IRONY

 

everyone was super hyped about the push pops and iw as like nah bruh, crunchy chocolate ones is where its at 

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I remember i got in trouble in church because I would make jokes during church lol 

 

i would like make my hands do little puppet shows with the shadows projecting on the seats in front of me like the backs of them 

 

because the sun shined through the back of the church so it made for a perfect stage for my shadow puppets 

 

and i would make them like fight and do rediculous shit and kids were laughing at it so yeah i got in trouble for that 

 

and i had to write “i will not do hand puppets in church and i am very sorry” like 900 times over and over again on a piece of paper or something like that 

 

and i got in trouble like that for doing rediculous shit all the time

 

like one time i turned the water fountains around so it would spray people in the face and get all over their clothes and i would wait behind the corner and watch them do it and tell my friends like “he he hh watch this” 

 

uh, i also stole things a bit as a kid. Like i would just sneak away during recess or lunch into the room and go through people’s shit and take shit. Or like, copy people’s homework really fast. I forged all my “parent signatures” for years. I made friends with the janitors and they let me into the rooms and i would be like “i forgot my homework help!’ And then I open the teachers drawer when they’re not looking and steal a bunch of candy stuff it in my pockets. And then i would open up a kids locker that wasn’t mine and take their book, copy shit out of it. 

 

I liked to do pranks on my friends as well like take their backpack and put it int he trash or like, planted stuff from other people’s backpacks in other people’s backpacks and watch them fight about it. 

 

I don’t know why i was so fucked up. 

 

I called one of my friends bubble butt. She would always tell me to stop but i just found it funny and I’d bel ike hey bubble butt lol shes like turning around like stoppppppp omggg and I’m like LMAOOOO 

 

it was probably mild flirting i just didnt even really know thats what i was doing 

 

that sort of continued into middle school like, i would take ribbons out of girls hair and be like “woops!’ *pulls bow out* and they’re like OMG STOPPPPP and I’m like :)))))))) stop whatttt or like shake their desks from behind and go EARTH QUAKE 

 

and i would doodle random shit (this is middle school now) a lot of like, comics, and random comedic things, comedic notes and pass them around the class to make people laugh. 

 

I was kind of witty with the teachers like whenever the teacher started yelling at the class i would try to calm the mood down by like making a joke. And even though it got me in trouble it like, brought the tension down a bit. Like one time a teacher screamed like, “I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE. ALL THIS FUCKING TALKING!!” And there was a silent pause cuz everyone was shocked the teacher screamed, and I’m like, “me either.” In like a depressed tone. The laughter proceeds. 

 

I dunno what the fuck i did like, during presentations i just would get nervous but then this like, idk what would come over me but i would just black out and whatever i was doing was making people laugh but it was just naturally happening. Like when i get in front of a lot of people i start making jokes or doing things in a funny way. To ease my own tension, subconsciously most likely. It makes for an enjoyable presentation i guess. 

 

But yeah in college i had to stop doing that because my teachers were getting mad that i seemed like i wasn’t taking it seriously or didn’t care. I’m like bitch you can’t take points off my grade for my personality. 

 

But yeah uh... i used to get in trouble a lot just for laughing hysterically In class. I often yeah was in trouble for distracting the class... 

 

one time i pretended to be a squirrel, and I whispered to my friend like, pointed at a kid and i said, ‘what animal do yhou think he is.” And he paused for a second and wa like, eh... a giraffe. And i was like bahahahah and he was like lmaoaoooooo and then we went around doing that for the whole class room whispering to each other. 

 

Or like, cracking jokes to each other making fun of the teacher. I would do that a lot with kids. And then the teachers like, “did i just hear you say miss. Hall has a fat butt?” 

 

Or i would do horribly disrespectful things like, once i said to my friend “hey watch this.” And then i wrote jesus on my paper instead of my name. Where it says, Name: __________ you know. This is at a CHRISTIAN school LMFAO. They took god and shit really seriously. And i got in a lot of trouble for that one. Lmao but she was like, “DID YOU WRITE, JESUS ON YOUR PAPER? I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. THE DISRESPECT. I’M CALLING YOUR PARENTS.” And I’m like “lmao, have fun they won’t pick up anyways.” 

 

But the class was like ROFLLLLL;SKDFJ;AKSDJFL;K 

 

i also liked to do readings for the class and would slip as many curse and foul words as i could into the reading without the teacher noticing. 

 

Like, “and then Mary said to jodick. Thou shalt not cut the cheese.” Because she was never paying attention, she was like scrolling through facebook on her computer paying zero attention so i was just having fun with whatever I could get away with lol 

 

 

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