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Our mission is to ensure the fall of Tall kind, for far too long The Tall Ones have over consumed and nearly depleted our limited resources and we cannot allow them to destroy our way of life.

You're fighting the wrong people if this is a battle of resources, as small people can still be lardasses. 

The battle must be taken against the heavy. 

 Pls stop spoiling the 2nd revolution.

Why promote a losing battle when fighting the heavy is a much more likely victory? Your focus on speed and reflexes will shine here two-fold versus your original projections.

The only real threat towards victory are Sumo Wrestlers and people like Bob from Tekken. To not go after them now is to wait until they become a real threat as zombies. 

 Listen I was used as an arm rest recently and therefore must wipe out all of Tall Kind.  The Heavy Revolution will come second because then there won't be tall ones to help them and I can further sell the limited resources argument. The Heavy Revolution will come second only until someone heavy does something to offend me.

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0 votes RE: The Small Revolution

Oh Jesus Christ you really are balls deep in Tekken, you're now mentioning whenever possible.

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0 votes RE: The Small Revolution

Our mission is to ensure the fall of Tall kind, for far too long The Tall Ones have over consumed and nearly depleted our limited resources and we cannot allow them to destroy our way of life.

You're fighting the wrong people if this is a battle of resources, as small people can still be lardasses. 

The battle must be taken against the heavy. 

 Pls stop spoiling the 2nd revolution.

Why promote a losing battle when fighting the heavy is a much more likely victory? Your focus on speed and reflexes will shine here two-fold versus your original projections.

The only real threat towards victory are Sumo Wrestlers and people like Bob from Tekken. To not go after them now is to wait until they become a real threat as zombies. 

Listen I was used as an arm rest recently and therefore must wipe out all of Tall Kind. 

Oh yeah, I love doing that. 

The Heavy Revolution will come second because then there won't be tall ones to help them and I can further sell the limited resources argument. The Heavy Revolution will come second only until someone heavy does something to offend me.

You won't win a war against an army of people who can just eat you. With the tall ones gone there will be only short, thin people left to tend to farms. The decrease in productivity from the decrease in stride distance and ease of use with farming equipment will mean a lower production rate of farmed goods, which means the heavy will have less available to eat. 

The war between the small and the heavy is inevitable, and you need tall, vain, skinny bitches on your side if you hope to win it. 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
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0 votes RE: The Small Revolution

Oh Jesus Christ you really are balls deep in Tekken, you're now mentioning whenever possible.

I don't have a better example of a fat person who's fast. 

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0 votes RE: The Small Revolution

Our mission is to ensure the fall of Tall kind, for far too long The Tall Ones have over consumed and nearly depleted our limited resources and we cannot allow them to destroy our way of life.

You're fighting the wrong people if this is a battle of resources, as small people can still be lardasses. 

The battle must be taken against the heavy. 

 Pls stop spoiling the 2nd revolution.

Why promote a losing battle when fighting the heavy is a much more likely victory? Your focus on speed and reflexes will shine here two-fold versus your original projections.

The only real threat towards victory are Sumo Wrestlers and people like Bob from Tekken. To not go after them now is to wait until they become a real threat as zombies. 

Listen I was used as an arm rest recently and therefore must wipe out all of Tall Kind. 

Oh yeah, I love doing that. 

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The Heavy Revolution will come second because then there won't be tall ones to help them and I can further sell the limited resources argument. The Heavy Revolution will come second only until someone heavy does something to offend me.

You won't win a war against an army of people who can just eat you. With the tall ones gone there will be only short, thin people left to tend to farms. The decrease in productivity from the decrease in stride distance and ease of use with farming equipment will mean a lower production rate of farmed goods, which means the heavy will have less available to eat. 

The war between the small and the heavy is inevitable, and you need tall, vain, skinny bitches on your side if you hope to win it. 

 You're just trying to save yourself aren't you

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0 votes RE: The Small Revolution

Our mission is to ensure the fall of Tall kind, for far too long The Tall Ones have over consumed and nearly depleted our limited resources and we cannot allow them to destroy our way of life.

You're fighting the wrong people if this is a battle of resources, as small people can still be lardasses. 

The battle must be taken against the heavy. 

 Pls stop spoiling the 2nd revolution.

Why promote a losing battle when fighting the heavy is a much more likely victory? Your focus on speed and reflexes will shine here two-fold versus your original projections.

The only real threat towards victory are Sumo Wrestlers and people like Bob from Tekken. To not go after them now is to wait until they become a real threat as zombies. 

Listen I was used as an arm rest recently and therefore must wipe out all of Tall Kind. 

Oh yeah, I love doing that. 

Posted Image

The Heavy Revolution will come second because then there won't be tall ones to help them and I can further sell the limited resources argument. The Heavy Revolution will come second only until someone heavy does something to offend me.

You won't win a war against an army of people who can just eat you. With the tall ones gone there will be only short, thin people left to tend to farms. The decrease in productivity from the decrease in stride distance and ease of use with farming equipment will mean a lower production rate of farmed goods, which means the heavy will have less available to eat. 

The war between the small and the heavy is inevitable, and you need tall, vain, skinny bitches on your side if you hope to win it. 

 You're just trying to save yourself aren't you

I mean, at the end of the day, are my arguments wrong? 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
Posts: 368
1 votes RE: The Small Revolution

No but I'm still going to pay the YouTube guy to sing a song about the downfall of tall people at the hands of the small.

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0 votes RE: The Small Revolution

Stay mad manlets.

A shadow not so dark.
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