At least you know they're dumb reasons. Maybe you just have too many unrealistic expectations for a relationship that no one is meeting yet. When I wanted to rant to people I knew or to my ex, I'd tell them " I don't want any advice, I just wanna vent and be angry." And they typically understood.
What do you want in a relationship?
What do you want in a relationship?
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Well first and foremost I want a Christian (not a crazy one or one that's non practicing). Then I was someone who's level headed and balanced. They should not be easily angered and just be chill. Especially someone mature (not that they can't be funny just in important matters). I can be childlike and funny at times and that's fine. I want someone who's better than intellectually me yet humble about it. I also want someone who helps me be a better version of myself without being condescending or forcing me to change. It's more like a motivational thing where they gently steer me to be my best self. I want someone who is not superficial so they like my personality. Too many times people have told me "stand there pretty and be quiet". Being attracted to me physically isn't enough as it must be that they love me.
And overall... I want someone in love with me. I mean if someone doesn't love me then I don't love them. I don't even trust them enough to love them unless I can tell they are in love with me. Like actual love and not just attraction or interest.