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I'm not right wing


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I think people are taking my sarcasm literally. I poke at absurd ideas to show how hypocritical they are

I'm not a radical right winger

Im not sexist

Im not homophobic (this one's particularly crazy considering how many gay people I'm close to)

I'm not hard core anything, I strongly believe in free speech and the constitution. But I sway on certain issues and have no moral arguments 

Lastly, I'm not a climate-change denier (I dont know if any of you think that I am) --I hold a moderate, practical view based on the tenets of forestry management and ecology

 

 

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So you’re gay

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No, I have gay relatives and several gay roommates (by pure chance) and I go to a college with a far above average gay demographic 

 

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FOTS said: 

No, I have gay relatives and several gay roommates (by pure chance) and I go to a college with a far above average gay demographic 

 

 And a gay boyfriend, by pure chance, you didn't know he was gay until way into dating him.

A shadow not so dark.
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FOTS said: 

No, I have gay relatives and several gay roommates (by pure chance) and I go to a college with a far above average gay demographic 

 

 And a gay boyfriend, by pure chance, you didn't know he was gay until way into dating him.

 I never saw him naked until I saw a silhouette of a pickle in the window and thought she (he) was cheating on me. Pure chance, he makes a convincing woman

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 Nobody here is as radical as they ironically pretend to be. Except the leftists, but that's because leftists can't meme anyway.

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.
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 Nobody here is as radical as they ironically pretend to be. Except the leftists, but that's because leftists can't meme anyway.

 At least you understand this...I thought that was abundantly clear 

Thisll be the last time I explain this to the handicapped 

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I personally wouldn't even clarify it. I was like that IRL in high school with the irony and just let the idiots figure it out on their own.

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.
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I personally wouldn't even clarify it. I was like that IRL in high school with the irony and just let the idiots figure it out on their own.

A hallmark of a good joke is also that it translates readily... 

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FOTS said: 

I think people are taking my sarcasm literally. I poke at absurd ideas to show how hypocritical they are

I'm not a radical right winger

Im not sexist

Im not homophobic (this one's particularly crazy considering how many gay people I'm close to)

I'm not hard core anything, I strongly believe in free speech and the constitution. But I sway on certain issues and have no moral arguments 

Lastly, I'm not a climate-change denier (I dont know if any of you think that I am) --I hold a moderate, practical view based on the tenets of forestry management and ecology

 

 

 What really makes you gay is caring people mistake you as a right wing person

I am with you, even unto the end of the age
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