I think people are taking my sarcasm literally. I poke at absurd ideas to show how hypocritical they are
I'm not a radical right winger
Im not sexist
Im not homophobic (this one's particularly crazy considering how many gay people I'm close to)
I'm not hard core anything, I strongly believe in free speech and the constitution. But I sway on certain issues and have no moral arguments
Lastly, I'm not a climate-change denier (I dont know if any of you think that I am) --I hold a moderate, practical view based on the tenets of forestry management and ecology