THE REACTIONS
Jim- He would laugh maniacally as he coerces the nurse to give him head then escape the quarantine zone with him, and stream it all.
Kestrel- He would take experimental Chinese tranquilizers to sleep through the infection.
AliceInWonderland- She would take the derivative of the death toll with respect to the number of infections to prove her need to panic or not panic.
Turncoat- He would have philosophical debates about the afterlife with people telling him he's going to die.
Blanc- She would incessantly make threads about the virus and how she's drinking starbucks to cope with it.
Palepeach- She wouldn't get it because she has all da soap.
Slay- He would set another golf cart on fire in a self destructive panic then infect his former prison rapists in a poorly thought out frenzy.
Me- I would have an asthma attack.
Med- She would beg Chapo to take her back and assert that she is dying to give him a sense of urgency.
Turquie- She would brag about being a fertility goddess as she gains more weight from lying around in a quarantine zone.
Tryptamine- He would drink his nausea away then fuck some bitches he met online, further spreading the virus.
Cain- He would write a goodbye poem.
Lena and Sugar- They would eat eachother out before one of them dies.
Primal- She would say Taylor Swift injected her with it when she was sleeping.
Tony- He would buy up stock while the virus tanked the price then sell it later.
Billy- He would die of old age.
