Hello my citizens, I'd like to take some time to welcome none other than myself back to my kingdom. May your ears by deafened by the unrelenting fanfare as I triumphantly march back from my successful war campaigns, your eyes blinded by the sheen in my eyes that just seem to be telling you that everything will be OK in your life, for I am here and with me is the reassurance that there will always be somebody you can look up to, always a force so omnipotent and high up that no matter where you stand you can behold its glory, as a beam of light casts downs from the heavens and the clouds part upon my grand approach. Oh lord, appraise this moment!
My grandiose delusions are better than yours.
