Once you've had all those happen to you, you're here forever.
1) Got into an e-fight over nothing, and started using personal information about the other person with the intend to hurt them.
2) Shared too much about yourself to someone around here, having that person now be able to dox you.
3) Got angry at blanc-spam.
4) Got targeted by an aubrieta shitpost.
5) Vc'ed with drunk Trypt.
6) Made a thread announcing you'd leave only to come back later.
7) Have a strangers personal information stored, for no apparent reason.
If you can think of others, feel free to add to the list.